Thursday, April 12, 2012

Movies every guy should have watched

I'm tired to hearing guys say they actually like The Notebook; and don't get me started with those who admit their predilection for Legally Blonde or Under the Tuscan Sun. There are a few chick flicks that are permissible for guys to dig, but they are limited and tend to be somewhat decent dramas/comedies, some of which include: As Good as It Gets, Groundhog Day, Jerry Mc Guirre, and 50 First Dates (and I'm really pushing it on the last ones). However, guys should understand their priorities as members of the sex carrying higher testosterone levels: to watch movies that stimulate one's physical and mental manliness. For this reason, I've compiled a highly biased list of films that guys should have watched by the time they read this. Some of these movies should be seen before one dies, regardless of sex, creed, or level of intelligence. People are simply not allowed to become dust again if their particles have not been anointed first by watching at least 10 pictures in this list. 




Lawrence of Arabia
Epic rumination on a flamboyant and controversial British military figure and his conflicted loyalties during wartime service.


In the Heat of the Night
An African American detective is asked to investigate a murder in a racist southern town.


Iron Man
When wealthy industrialist Tony Stark is forced to build an armored suit after a life-threatening incident, he ultimately decides to use its technology to fight against evil.


Casa Blanca 
Set in unoccupied Africa during the early days of World War II: An American expatriate meets a former lover, with unforeseen complications. 


Save the Tiger
A businessman's professional struggles begin to conflict with his personal life over the course of two days.


Chinatown
A private detective investigating an adultery case stumbles on to a scheme of murder that has something to do with water. 


The Godfather
The aging patriarch of an organized crime dynasty transfers control of his clandestine empire to his reluctant son. 



Ghostbusters
Three unemployed parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique ghost removal service. 



Glory
Robert Gould Shaw leads the US Civil War's first all-black volunteer company, fighting prejudices of both his own Union army and the Confederates.


Wall Street
A young and impatient stockbroker is willing to do anything to get to the top, including trading on illegal inside information taken through a ruthless and greedy corporate raider who takes the youth under his wing. 



The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
A bounty hunting scam joins two men in an uneasy alliance against a third in a race to find a fortune in gold buried in a remote cemetery. 



The Conversation
A paranoid and personally-secretive surveillance expert has a crisis of conscience when he suspects that a couple he is spying on will be murdered.


Goodfellas
Henry Hill and his friends work their way up through the mob hierarchy.  


The Thin Blue Line
A film that successfully argued that a man was wrongly convicted for murder by a corrupt justice system in Dallas County, Texas.


Cast Away
A FedEx executive must transform himself physically and emotionally to survive a crash landing on a deserted island.


The French Connection
A pair of NYC cops in the Narcotics Bureau stumble onto a drug smuggling job with a French connection. 



Miller's Crossing
Tom Regan, an advisor to a Prohibition-era crime boss, tries to keep the peace between warring mobs but gets caught in divided loyalties.


Shaun of the Dead
A man decides to turn his moribund life around by winning back his ex-girlfriend, reconciling his relationship with his mother, and dealing with an entire community that has returned from the dead to eat the living.


Thank You for Smoking
Satirical comedy follows the machinations of Big Tobacco's chief spokesman, Nick Naylor, who spins on behalf of cigarettes while trying to remain a role model for his twelve-year-old son.


Bottle Rocket
Focusing on a trio of friends and their elaborate plan to pull off a simple robbery and go on the run.


Broadcast News
Take two rival TV reporters: one handsome, one talented, both male. Add one producer, female. Mix well and watch the sparks fly.


The Insider
A research chemist comes under personal and professional attack when he decides to appear in a "60 Minutes" expose on Big Tobacco.


The Terminator
A human-looking, apparently unstoppable cyborg is sent from the future to kill Sarah Connor; Kyle Reese is sent to stop it.


The Shawshank Redemption
Two imprisoned men bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency. 


Philadelphia
When a man with AIDS is fired by a conservative law firm because of his condition, he hires a homophobic small time lawyer as the only willing advocate for a wrongful dismissal suit.


Saving Private Ryan 
Following the Normandy Landings, a group of US soldiers go behind enemy lines to retrieve a paratrooper whose brothers have been killed in action. 



Casino
Greed, deception, money, power, and murder occur between two mobster best friends and a trophy wife over a gambling empire. 



Dirty Harry
A San Francisco cop with little regard for rules (but who always gets results) tries to track down a serial killer who snipes at random victims.


Straw Dogs
A young American and his English wife come to rural England and face increasingly vicious local harassment.


Raging Bull
An emotionally self-destructive boxer's journey through life, as the violence and temper that leads him to the top in the ring, destroys his life outside it.


Citizen Kane
Following the death of a publishing tycoon, news reporters scramble to discover the meaning of his final utterance.


Rocky
A small time boxer gets a once in a lifetime chance to fight the heavyweight champ in a bout in which he strives to go the distance for his self-respect.


The Shining
A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where an evil and spiritual presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from the past and of the future.


Gladiator
When a Roman general is betrayed and his family murdered by an emperor's corrupt son, he comes to Rome as a gladiator to seek revenge.  


Blade Runner
Deckard, a blade runner, has to track down and terminate 4 replicants who hijacked a ship in space and have returned to earth seeking their maker.


Sling Blade
Karl Childers, a simple man hospitalized since his childhood murder of his mother and her lover, is released to start a new life in a small town.


Serpico
The true story about an honest New York cop who blew the whistle on rampant corruption in the force only to have his comrades turn against him.


American Gangster
In 1970s America, a detective works to bring down the drug empire of Frank Lucas, a heroin kingpin from Manhattan, who is smuggling the drug into the country from the Far East.


Scarface
In 1980 Miami, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a drug cartel while succumbing to greed.


Gran Torino
Disgruntled Korean War vet Walt Kowalski sets out to reform his neighbor, a young Hmong teenager, who tried to steal Kowalski's prized possession: his 1972 Gran Torino.


Gone Baby Gone
Two Boston area detectives investigate a little girl's kidnapping, which ultimately turns into a crisis both professionally and personally. Based on the Dennis Lehane novel.


The Big Kahuna
Two veteran salesman dissect a sales pitch to a particular client, through their young protege.


Full Metal Jacket
A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow Marine recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting set in 1968 in Hue, Vietnam.


Training Day
On his first day on the job as a narcotics officer, a rookie cop works with a rogue detective who isn't what he appears.


The Verdict
A lawyer sees the chance to salvage his career and self-respect by taking a medical malpractice case to trial rather than settling.


Memento
A man, suffering from short-term memory loss, uses notes and tattoos to hunt for the man he thinks killed his wife.


Reservoir Dogs
After a simple jewelery heist goes terribly wrong, the surviving criminals begin to suspect that one of them is a police informant. 



American History X
A former neo-nazi skinhead tries to prevent his younger brother from going down the same wrong path that he did.


Fight Club
An insomniac office worker and a devil-may-care soap maker form an underground fight club that transforms into a violent revolution.


Patton
The World War II phase of the controversial American general's career is depicted.


Platoon
A young recruit in Vietnam faces a moral crisis when confronted with the horrors of war and the duality of man.


The Big Lebowski
"Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire Lebowski, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it.


The Departed
Two men from opposite sides of the law are undercover within the Massachusetts State Police and the Irish mafia, but violence and bloodshed boil when discoveries are made, and the moles are dispatched to find out their enemy's identities.


The Hurt Locker
Forced to play a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse in the chaos of war, an elite Army bomb squad unit must come together in a city where everyone is a potential enemy and every object could be a deadly bomb. 


The Usual Suspects
A boat has been destroyed, criminals are dead, and the key to this mystery lies with the only survivor and his twisted, convoluted story beginning with five career crooks in a seemingly random police lineup.


Milk 
The story of Harvey Milk, and his struggles as an American gay activist who fought for gay rights and became California's first openly gay elected official.


Inglorious Basterds
In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a group of Jewish-American soldiers known as "The Basterds" are chosen specifically to spread fear throughout the Third Reich by scalping and brutally killing Nazis. 


No Country for Old Men
Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande. 


Charlie Wilson's War
A drama based on a Texas congressman Charlie Wilson's covert dealings in Afghanistan, where his efforts to assist rebels in their war with the Soviets have some unforeseen and long-reaching effects.


Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump, while not intelligent, has accidentally been present at many historic moments, but his true love, Jenny, eludes him.


O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Homer's epic poem "The Odyssey", set in the deep south during the 1930's. In it, three escaped convicts search for hidden treasure while a relentless lawman pursues them.


The Borne Identity
A man is picked up by a fishing boat, bullet-riddled and without memory, then races to elude assassins and recover from amnesia.   


Mystic River 
With a childhood tragedy that overshadowed their lives, three men are reunited by circumstance when one loses a daughter. 


Note:
Brief movie descriptions provided by the Internet Movie Data Base (IMDb)

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